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$z[6]=Array("field","<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\"><span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;</span>1、李伯清，字蜀人，号老龟，属猪，江湖人称&ldquo;李白&rdquo;。１９４７年１０月８日，生于成都市一个世代中医的家庭。但未继承父业，原因很简单，医生大都医不到自己的病。姓陈，后因父亲病故，家境贫寒，母亲改嫁李氏，因取现名。从此，这名字伴随了他一生，影响着他的前程。密友子默先生曾撰一联相赠，上联为：&ldquo;伯清清白清清白&rdquo;，以示其人生之境界；下联为：&ldquo;假打打假打打假&rdquo;，以示其艺术之开拓。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ２、中国男人的标准身高：1.76m。有一双自傲的长腿，走路很快，要点人来比，跳舞时更显风采。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ３、排骨体形。脱光衣服正面看，就像在搓衣板上钉上两个图钉&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;魔鬼身材&rdquo;体现骨感美！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ４、颈稍长。穿上高领衫别有一番风味&mdash;&mdash;真是洋不洋看颈项。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ★ 洋：川语中有骄傲、自得、出风头等意思。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ５、秃顶。尚留有30%的边缘后发，现已逐渐转白，属思考型脑壳&mdash;&mdash;张学勤说：&ldquo;这是智慧广场，聪明透顶！&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　曾经戴过假发，而且是用真发做的，正因为做得太像了，反而假到柱了，使他吃尽了苦头，连女朋友都吹了，只好与假发&ldquo;Bye&mdash;Bye！&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ★　到柱：到头，到顶，表示最高程度。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ６、智者之眉，已长出寿眉。经常喜欢用双手拉扯眉毛，像整理胡子一样愉快。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ７、一双普通的眼睛，已有老光。眼角皱纹还看得过，感觉有点帅，但都喊他&ldquo;帅爷爷&rdquo;。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ８、稀少的一字胡，很粗，一旦刮掉就没有追星族了。想为他的胡子保险一百万，但没有勇气给保险公司勾兑。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ★　勾兑：原指调酒，川人现广泛用于人际关系，如调解、游说、交换、勾结以至男女关系等等，含义宽泛，褒贬皆有。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ９、右侧第三颗门牙（犬齿）很长，但不龅，龅就像獠牙了。有一颗假牙，从没见他取下来清洗过，不讲口腔卫生反说成是害怕松动，牙刷倒买了十几把。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; １０、耳大。耳毛很长，使掏耳屎的工作很难进行&mdash;&mdash;难怪有时听不进别人的意见，&ldquo;老子天下第一！&rdquo;这都是&ldquo;毛毛&rdquo;戳的拐，不信你骂他，他绝对听不到&mdash;&mdash;才怪了呢？！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ★ 戳拐：出差错，惹祸的意思。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; １１、一副生动的面孔，叫人摸不透。颧骨很高，如果长在女人脸上，就要克夫了！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ★ 克夫：指对丈夫不利，使丈夫一辈子倒霉。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; １２、全身有红痣七颗，分布很均匀，有北斗七星之势，据说能带来好运&mdash;&mdash;天气有时也有点日怪，他一到哪里，哪里就出太阳，生意也兴旺。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　&nbsp;&nbsp; ★　日怪：装怪，有一种奇怪、吃惊的语气。。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; １３、一双找钱的大手，是命里注定了的。有人说是练倒立时撑的，确实比同等体形男人的手要大二分之一，中指与生命线都特别长，爱情线不怎么样。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一双扎实的大脚，是妈老汉儿生的。大趾拇上长满了很厚的灰指甲，洗脚房的小姐拿到无法，二趾拇长，先死爹，后死娘。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; １４、肠胃不大舒展，要不要打镖枪。搒到就喊拿药，越吃越恼火，医不好的原因就是药吃多了。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">★ 打镖枪：拉痢疾。　搒到：一碰到。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 15、&ldquo;火炮儿&rdquo;窑裤经常遭打湿，要用&ldquo;舒尔美&rdquo;才止得倒&mdash;&mdash;痔疮翻了，又不找医生看，冒充假老练&mdash;&mdash;拉屎老爱看报纸，一蹲就是半天，你不遭我遭？</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp; 　★&ldquo;火炮儿&rdquo;窑裤：指短得像鞭炮一样的内裤。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; １５、睡觉的习惯不大好，蜷成一驼，还爱打噗鼾，隔壁子以为是在&ldquo;弹棉花&rdquo;。时不时经常说点梦话，而且吐词很清楚&mdash;&mdash;请他做保密工作，肯定要戳锅漏！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">半夜笑醒是自然的：&ldquo;上天到月宫给吴刚摆了哈儿龙门阵，下地给地藏王菩萨又冲了哈儿壳子&rdquo;&mdash;&mdash;屋头担心他会得梦游症。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 请看喜欢做的事</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;喜欢开着电视机啄瞌睡；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;喜欢亮起灯睡觉觉；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;喜欢有人陪到眯一会儿；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&mdash;&mdash;喜欢在汽车上打窝窝儿。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp; ★　戳锅漏：把锅捅漏，惹出事。&nbsp; 屋头：指家人，老婆。 哈儿：一会儿。　啄瞌睡：指小寐，脑袋像鸡啄米一样一点一点地。 睡觉觉：四川小孩对睡觉的昵称，&ldquo;觉觉&rdquo;应读作&ldquo;告告&rdquo;。 打窝窝儿：短暂地小睡一会儿。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; １６、热血老青年，自我感觉良好，扭住青春不放&mdash;&mdash;看上去表面年龄60好几，实际年龄才过半百，心理年龄连青春期都还没有过。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">热爱生活，但又被生活所忘记，一觉醒来已过中年&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;夕阳无限好，只是近黄昏！&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; １７、激动分子，搒倒就打燃火，自己把自己整得心头恼火&mdash;&mdash;干筋火旺可以理解，变幻无常，未必是AB血型？</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">耿直，代表着无私；精力过人，体现着无所畏惧。但就是永远不明白自己已经不是以前的李伯清了，好在还不很大块，想必逆境和挫折会使他冷静&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;老马不死旧性在，三十到老改不倒！&rdquo;真的有这么说的，哪个口共你是乌龟！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">★&nbsp;干筋火旺：性格倔强，脾气大。 大块：架子大。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">17、&nbsp;坐不住，不扭动心就发慌，总要找事做，一刻也不停留&mdash;&mdash;好吃懒做的对红星！<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;</span></span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp; ★对红星：死对头。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; １８、高小毕业，刻苦，爱读书，什么书都看，哪怕看不懂&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;路漫漫其修远兮，吾将上下而求索！&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; １９、13岁参加工作，当过木匠、修理工、伙头军，拉过架架车、蹬过三轮车、开过摩托车，但永远不开汽车，因为怕碾到人&mdash;&mdash;俗话说得好：&ldquo;三十六门，门、门、门，七十二行，遭、遭、遭，一百零八样，整、整、整！&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ★ 伙头军 ：炊事员。 门、门、门：读作&ldquo;闷&rdquo;，藏有路子的意思。傻，呆。　遭、遭、遭：读作&ldquo;灶&rdquo;，糟糕，倒霉。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 20、朋友多，爱摆龙门阵，摆起来没得完，&ldquo;壳子&rdquo;一打开，就收不到口口，可以摆到天黑，龙门阵下饭是常有的事，就是嘴巴太累了！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">21、随地吐痰很讨厌，经过医院检查有咽炎。陋得很的是，酽痰吐到地毯上还要用脚跐一下&mdash;&mdash;惹不起，躲都躲不起！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ★&nbsp; 陋：使人不舒服、不愉快的陋习，多有看不惯的意思。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 21、爱坐茶铺，茶馆里有他的世界，&ldquo;玄龙门阵&rdquo;就诞生在茶文化里。子默先生曾赋诗一首相赠：&ldquo;天知寡人清苦命，自爱梅花苦爱茶。&rdquo;当然，喝茶是他惟一的嗜好，而且是一起床就要喝，喝上一天也不觉得累，更奇怪的是喝上半天也不上厕所，别人都跑了三趟了，他还稳起在。医生说他是&ldquo;铁肾！&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">附带说一句：他老哥子那个被当成金宝卵的茶碗（年辰不算太久，只不过比他大50年），你看到就烦，简直就是稀巴脏。不过，从茶干子的深浅上是可以看出喝茶人的特别之处&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;哪个给我跐脱，老子要给他抹脱！&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ★　金宝卵：比喻贵重的东西。 稀巴脏：非常脏。稀巴，表示强烈的语气。&nbsp; 茶干子：茶杯上结的茶垢，&ldquo;干&rdquo;，读作&ldquo;干部&rdquo;的&ldquo;干&rdquo;。成都人通常以茶干子的深浅来判断茶客资历的深浅。 跐脱：使劲擦掉。 抹脱：不答应，翻脸，等等。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 22、素食美食家。粗茶淡饭，生活清淡：土豆丝、藤藤菜、米凉粉，大头菜、水豆豉是他的下饭菜，有时间面下饭就打整了，这是众多与他一道吃饭的好朋友最头痛的事情&mdash;&mdash;好看不如素打扮，好吃不如茶泡饭。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 饭量小，吃点点儿，要添第二碗不知心情有多好。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 有吞鬼饮食的习惯。经常约几个青勾子一起光顾成都的冷啖杯儿，剥点毛豆，来盘利子、月君肝儿和皮打皮，捻上两筷子甩不累，是最安逸的事。但从不奢侈浪费，深恶痛绝请他吃九斗碗的人&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;与其大吃大喝，不如拿给我揣起！&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ★　打整：对付。 鬼饮食：夜伙食。 青勾子：原指婴儿屁股上的青色胎记，此指男青年。&nbsp; 冷啖杯儿：凉菜和啤酒之类的小吃。&nbsp; 毛豆：嫩而青的带壳的黄豆，壳上毛茸茸的，成都人喜欢连壳一起加点毛毛盐煮熟，剥而食之，是冷啖杯儿的主打菜肴。 利子：猪舌头。 皮打皮：豆腐干。 甩不累：猪尾巴。 九斗碗 揣起：指把钱揣在兜里。　</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 23、烟瘾大。一天两三包，从&ldquo;五牛&rdquo;&ldquo;红塔山&rdquo;发展到抽&ldquo;娇子&rdquo;&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;要以实际行动爱成都嘛！&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ★&nbsp; 五牛、娇子：成都卷烟厂出品的香烟。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 24、从不喝酒，并不是害怕酒精中毒，而是看不惯发酒疯、&ldquo;打醉拳&rdquo;。&ldquo;簧喉儿就是我的本钱，弄不好又伤身体又伤胃&rdquo;&mdash;&mdash;划不着！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 25、离异，中年未婚。娃儿他妈原先是&ldquo;知妹儿&rdquo;，他的很多《散打》中的生活片段都来自那个&ldquo;上山下乡&rdquo;的年代。有人一问起，他就会说：&ldquo;你不知道我伤有多深，拨开壳壳是很残忍的&rdquo;。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">羡慕情人生活，却不敢拥有，但对徐妹妹情有独钟。哎呀！怕说得的话，&ldquo;不喜欢孤独又怕两个人相处，这分明是一种痛苦！&rdquo;明侃：&ldquo;人生只要背上了感情的包袱，就象欠下了孽债，一辈子也还不清。&rdquo;&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;我晓得，喜新厌旧是天性，桃花运来了是喊不到的哟！&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ★　知妹儿：知青姑娘。 明侃：挑明了来说。 喊不到：无法阻扰一个人去干其执意要干的事。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 26、有两个儿子。老大好交朋友，性格外向，豪爽，高矮叫静哥；老二文静，文质彬彬羞答答的反而叫飞飞，都有点名不副实&mdash;&mdash;性格与名字之间的卯窍谁也说不清楚。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ★　 高矮：无论如何。　卯窍：解决问题关键的因素。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 2７、理解万岁！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 没有把儿子的工作安排好，一直很内疚。有个名人老子，儿子背起思想包袱在操，处处感到有压力，&ldquo;工作找不好反而给老爷子丢脸。&rdquo;这是李静的想法，难怪至今不成大器。这样一来，老子养儿子理所应当，儿子供老子顺理成章&mdash;&mdash;两爷子之间的心病在自觉和不自觉中形成理解。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 追求天才，没有想到过日子的艰难，没有用钱的概念，&ldquo;贾淑芬&rdquo;被诬陷&ldquo;是为了钱才找上门的&rdquo;，实在是冤枉！所以至今摆起，都深恶痛绝那些长舌婆&mdash;&mdash;崇拜艺术，冲破世俗，两口子在理解中回到现实！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ★　操：含义广泛，此处意为闯荡社会。&nbsp; 贾淑芬：李伯清《散打评书》中的一个人物，这里指他的爱人。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 28、爱穿紧身卡克衫，自认为这是有精神的表现。西服也很短，但领带很讲究，衬衣雪白，很干净，据说是在恋爱中尝过穿半截衬衣的苦头。日常生活中，也常穿对门襟中长马褂，反扫荡裤子，裤脚还扎起，配上圆口布鞋，很像武林中人。在蓝、灰、白三色的演出服中，最喜欢白色，因为白得无瑕。白围巾是他随身必带之物。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ★　反扫荡裤子：不系皮带的一种中式裤子，腰身较长，互抄反扎。电影中的反日寇扫荡的抗日游击队员常穿此裤，故有此戏称。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 29、&ldquo;贱胚子！&rdquo;服硬不服软。脾气怪的人老是把他吃得焦干，巴心巴肝对他好的人反而不喜欢。怕别个离开的手段是&ldquo;软硬兼施&rdquo;，马又马不到，回转来还是诓到好！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;爱情是一包药，喝多了归一不到，喝少了医不到病，不喝又恼火，全凭找感觉！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp; &mdash;&mdash;真正的爱情是没有的，要想拥有就要付出代价，&ldquo;普哥&rdquo;就是牺牲品。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ★　吃得焦干：欺负到家。焦，很，非常，表示程度的副词。 马：欺压。　归一：完结，好，妥帖。　普哥：普希金。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 30、演出中，打烂了的纸扇子有十多把，用旧了的折折扇有两箩筐，加起来共计108把，品种不下10个&mdash;&mdash;演戏的人舞扇子不奇怪，像他这样耍扇子的人还是第一次遇到，扇骨子再好都经不起拌！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 第一个扇坠子是用翡翠做的，上面雕刻着一只雄鸡，是他的密友子默先生1995年赠送给他的生日礼物，象征着生活中常把人家唤醒。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ★　拌：使劲摔。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　3１、表演用的醒木，是用胶木做成的，不足１０公分，中间有一个大指拇宽的圆凹，边上还有两个小缺缺，很不打眼，掉在地上也不会有人捡，但他却随身携带，视为宝物，不得到处显洋&mdash;&mdash;世上多少稀奇事，尽出三寸醒木中。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　★　显洋：夸耀。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　3２、儿时的李伯清是个乖孩子。看连环图、写字画画、洗手帕、摆筷子都是自己的事。扯响簧、滚铁环、打弹子、摌牛牛（儿）、晒洋画（儿）、赢纸烟盒、打游击、逮目蒙儿，耍得都还安逸。到少年时，却吃了不少苦头，总是受气吃亏，亏吃多了，也就渐渐长大了，长大了就开始砸笨，编方打条找不到合适的工作，于是就孽呆呆地费了起来：</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;东门跑西门，瞧稀奇，看热闹，当弹娃儿。耍累了，流起清鼻子抢饭吃，当过临时&ldquo;费头子&rdquo;；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;南门到北门，操社会，扎墙子，学操哥绷胸围，提劲打靶揎火车，背起娃儿帮抢手，角了些逆，江湖人称&ldquo;谎壳儿李大侠&rdquo;；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;较场坝儿、皇城坝儿，杀馆子、打牙祭，捡烟锅巴、打平伙，吃了不盯，饮食&ldquo;诈骗犯&rdquo;（其实每次摸钱都是他，用完了再找，争账都不干孱）；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　&mdash;&mdash;少城公园、望江公园，谈三花、冲壳子、摆国际龙门阵、打嘴仗，一号说客&ldquo;大耳门&rdquo;，号称东门&ldquo;李铁嘴&rdquo;。说实在的，这一生中他也很难碰到几个能跟他&ldquo;华山论剑&rdquo;打嘴仗的&ldquo;神仙&rdquo;。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　★　响簧：竹木做的提簧，两头较大，中空，镂刻有响门；中部为细柄，绕以细绳，扯动时呜呜作响。　摌牛牛儿：抽陀螺。　晒洋画儿：用涂有感光显影液的晒图纸放上底图，再以两片玻璃前后夹紧，大太阳下晒半日，可得&ldquo;洋画儿&rdquo;。　逮目蒙儿：捉密藏。　砸笨：砸读作&ldquo;仗&rdquo;，做别人不愿、不屑做的活路。编方打条：找借口，打主意。　孽呆呆地费：孽呆呆，傻乎乎不计后果。费，顽皮，淘气。　弹娃儿：脑袋不大开窍的孩子。　扎墙子：袍哥语汇，指同党有难时为其后盾。 操哥：文革时期成都的一种具有江湖和市井气的角色。绷胸围：鼓起胸部肌肉，夸示自己的强健有力。　提劲打靶：虚张声势，吹牛说大话。　揎：使劲推。　背起娃儿帮抢手：抢手，打架。背起自己的孩子还在帮别人打架，是说明此人乃亡命之徒。　角逆：打架。　谎壳儿：徒有虚名而无真才实学。　打牙祭：泛指吃肉或聚餐加菜。　烟锅巴：烟头。　不盯：不理睬。　争账：欠账。　干孱：分文不出反而捞取好处。　</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　3３、最尊敬的人是姐姐&mdash;&mdash;世上只有妈妈好，除了妈妈就是姐姐，姐姐把他带大，姐姐就是心中的妈妈。<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;</span></span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　3４、用的第一个传呼机，是爱华台赠送的，号码是4个6。他不愿发财，没有要888；不愿活得太久，不想要999；只想一生顺顺当当，六六大顺。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　3５、喜欢大声武气地打大哥大，是由于信号经常受干扰，听不清楚和断线的原因，不过耳朵也有一点问题。手机换了三代，最后定格为139，坚决不再换了，这样发展下去要弄死人。戏言发明大哥大的要&ldquo;枪毙&rdquo;，家属抚恤一百万&mdash;&mdash;这个平静的世界遭弄乱了，但发达的通讯又拯救了这个世界。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　3６、城东门有一住宅，但不属于他，每日流动，想自己有个家。愿望不难实现，多扭两年房子就出来了&mdash;&mdash;马耳门精灵，在他身上投资：捆拈！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　★　扭：指演出。　捆拈：像捆在一起一样能稳当地取得好处。　</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　3７、守时，决不甩死耗子！约会10点钟，9点半准到，特别是赶火车，提前了又提前，总要留点余地，所以从不耽误演出，让人放心&mdash;&mdash;宁可自己吃亏，也不要人家着急，不是哪个都做得到的。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　★　甩死耗子：把约好的人丢下完全不管，如同丢弃一只死耗子。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　３８、重义轻利之人。一辈子死在&ldquo;三碗面&rdquo;上：爱脸面、讲情面、打台面&mdash;&mdash;死要面子活受罪！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　　★　打台面：指在公开场合的举止要注意分寸，要照顾彼此的脸面。　<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;</span></span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　３９、念旧。凡有恩于他的人，都要当命债来还：拿一还十，借十还百，今天还不完，明天还，今生还不完，来世还！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　感谢每一个关心和支持他的人，&ldquo;朋友对不起我，尽快忘记；我对不起朋友，尽力弥补！&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　４０、克己。自己舍不得，用在朋友身上就喊不到手：这两千，那三千的总是打得伸！特别是在他面前哭穷、喊冤的人，跪到叫他&ldquo;爸爸&rdquo;或是&ldquo;救命恩人&rdquo;的人，他总是慷慨解囊&mdash;&mdash;你总是心太软、心太软。手散起来以后怎么办？怎么办！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　★　打得伸：手掌完全打开，比喻非常慷慨。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　4１、喜欢唱歌，但老是走调，自信得不得了，因为有人说他的声音很有&ldquo;磁性&rdquo;&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;莎士比亚&rdquo;嗓子，&ldquo;烟锅巴&rdquo;喉咙，一辈子没眼！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　爱研究歌词，乱分析、乱发杂音：&ldquo;《九妹》就违反了计划生育的规定，还紧到唱啥子嘛！&rdquo;<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;</span></span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　有时也讲普通话，椒盐味很重，越说越扎劲，越说越倒饭&mdash;&mdash;如果全国人民都向他学，就歪翻山了。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　　★　&ldquo;莎士比亚&rdquo;嗓子：借&ldquo;莎&rdquo;字谐音，沙哑的意思。&ldquo;烟锅巴&rdquo;喉咙：挖苦其嗓子像烟头一样没有多少价值、可以随意丢弃。　没眼：无论如何努力都不可能达到目的。　紧到：老是。　椒盐味：四川味。　歪翻山：歪到了极致，走向了反面。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　4２、想做家务，但从不摸扫把，总说没有时间；偶尔拿着抹桌帕晃两下，是对家人的启发。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　衣服乱堆，经常找不到，和大儿子抓扯衣服穿是常有的事，自己的皮鞋倒是擦得很亮。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　４３、反对打麻将，基本上不摸牌，&ldquo;六亲不认&rdquo;就是&ldquo;麻麻&rdquo;最大的坏处，&ldquo;要打坏身体、打坏品德&rdquo;，但也有说可以防止脑血管硬化的。总之，关于&ldquo;麻文化&rdquo;的研究，他是煞费苦心，搜集了很多新名词，整成了精通麻将术语的专家，幽默小段《麻将恋爱》就很受四川人的喜爱：</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;学文件&rdquo;就是&ldquo;砌长城&rdquo;，看到人家&ldquo;唱歌、跳舞、收收收&rdquo;，就该&ldquo;划船&rdquo;了；&ldquo;下雨&rdquo;遇到&ldquo;抢杠&rdquo;，就请你&ldquo;退税&rdquo;了；&ldquo;杠上炮&rdquo;故然心痛，&ldquo;吃两家&rdquo;，别个也哭口昂了！？<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;</span></span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&mdash;&mdash;四家打成三家，三家打成对扣，对扣突然变成了七八家，不&ldquo;血战到底&rdquo;就走不倒路。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&mdash;&mdash;13张牌打成10张牌，10张减成7张，比大小就撇脱，免得遭&ldquo;一网打尽！血流成河！&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&ldquo;话又说转来，真正麻将高手是有段位的，房子、汽车都是人家赢来的，你这些耍小麻将的只能说是下毛毛雨，小KS，根本挂不起挡，谈不上赌博。&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　★　麻麻：四川人对麻将的昵称，其感情色彩难以言传。　血流成河：成都麻将的一种打法。　小KS：小意思。 　</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　4４、学过武功，但打起来是要跑的&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;未必赤手空拳敢给火药枪两个比，脑壳头有乒乓差不多&rdquo;。决不承认自己是缩头乌龟！事实证明，他的确是跟海灯法师吃过素面。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　★　乒乓：喻指脑袋里长的大包，有碍正常思维。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　4５、喜欢研究地方语言，更喜欢用谐语批判某些社会现象</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;在家枯坐无味，勾兑情人实在太累，夜总会又嫌太贵，只好开开同学会，搞垮一对算一对。&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;小的时候飞乖，长大了飞歪，结了婆娘把老的蹬开，回来吃你应该，嘴巴一抹拜拜！&rdquo;<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;</span></span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　&mdash;&mdash;反对&ldquo;耍&rdquo;朋友的说法，因为&ldquo;耍&rdquo;字就很&ldquo;水&rdquo;，不容易成功；北方人叫&ldquo;搞&rdquo;对象，&ldquo;搞&rdquo;字就很实在，抓住就不放。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　★　飞：很，更，表示程度的副词。　耍朋友：成都人对&ldquo;谈恋爱&rdquo;的一种习惯说法。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　4６、起初的他，一贫如洗。在外头写房子住，屋头寒酸得很，除了几件演出用的罩衫子就是几本杂儿古董的书，别无长物。说不夸张的话：最大的家用电器是灭蚊器&mdash;&mdash;穷则思变！正因为过去是艰辛的才不会忘记。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　★　写：租，因为租房时双方要写合同，故有此说。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　4７、爱他和尊敬他的女朋友很多，但要过筋过脉嫁给他的时候却一个都不干，因为他对每个&ldquo;鸡婆&rdquo;都是一样的好：八十年不下雨&mdash;&mdash;太多情（晴）了！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">刻意追求温柔多情，总想美丽和魅力同时出现，所以搞不好的弄不好。永远在做梦，做不完的梦，梦成现实又不尽人意，但愿做好梦！但愿做美梦！但愿不是梦！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　４８、想像力丰富，把人生苦短作了如下总结，其阶段可分为</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;生下来很愉快，在妈妈的怀里，无忧无虑地生活，想咋子就咋子，这叫做人；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&mdash;&mdash;长大了，学的东西就多了，假精灵也就开始了，东看西看、东翻西翻，跳颤完了，成了猴子；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;壮年了，该做事了，养家糊口过日子，做不完的活路，挣不完的钱，做牛做马；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&mdash;&mdash;扭不动了，七老八十了，看个门也好，只好在家对着猫儿眼往外看，悲哀！悲哀！跟狗有啥子区别呢？</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　★　咋子：怎样。　猫儿眼：防盗门上的了望孔。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　４９、很重视自己的简历，但更重视自己的职务，这是具有成就感的人必备的名片，介绍得不清楚是要惹祸的。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&mdash;&mdash;成都市曲艺家协会、书法家协会、美术家协会会员；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&mdash;&mdash;重庆市政协委员、市群众艺术馆调研员。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">看来最大的头衔都是啥子员，多半莫搞？多半有搞！&mdash;&mdash;有搞没有搞只要自己才晓得。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　５０、十年前首盘《散打评书》专辑推出，现已有20集共29盘磁带面向全国发行，发行量达百万余盘，同时出版的还有像带、光盘。感到最满意的是《假打》《人生百态》《世态百像》《酒色财气》《假打回眸》。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　5１、自&ldquo;假打先生&rdquo;一炮打响之后，巡回演出达千余场，观众数百万，四川人几乎家喻户晓。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　５２、所谓&ldquo;散打&rdquo;，即围绕着一条故事主线，用散说的形式摆出很多龙门阵来，任其自由发挥，表达一种实实在在的情感，可谓形散而神不散，打破了&ldquo;照书而说，评书而论&rdquo;的旧模式，故形成别具一格的&ldquo;散打门派&rdquo;。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　５３、信佛，认为佛教不是迷信，是讲因果关系的普及学校。４８岁皈依彭州九峰山95岁高龄的济尘大师，得一法名&ldquo;李广清&rdquo; 。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　还要多说两句的是：大师是四川年龄最高的僧人，集佛学、医学、武学为一身，德高望重，名扬海外。眼下正在物色德才兼备的接班人，广成师是其中之一，广清呢？也计划有朝一日，跟随师傅，弘扬佛学，再造修养！&mdash;&mdash;不要忘了喊到广骥哈？<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;</span></span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 学会下头这几句佛言，据说是可以自我解脱的：</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&mdash;&mdash;感激伤害你的人，因为他磨练了你的心志；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&mdash;&mdash;感激欺骗你的人，因为他增进了你的见识；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&mdash;&mdash;感激鞭打你的人，因为他清除了你的业障；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&mdash;&mdash;感激遗弃你的人，因为他教导了你的自立；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&mdash;&mdash;感激绊倒你的人，因为他强化了你的能力；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&mdash;&mdash;感激斥责你的人，因为他助长了你的定慧！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　５４、４８岁开始练书法、画画，每天操练到半夜三更，我行我素大书特书，乱画一通，好称&ldquo;散打堂堂主&rdquo;。后经子默先生介绍，拜四川省博物馆馆长何世珍先生为师，同时结识了程玉书、洪志存、李星武、龙国屏、周北溪、陈镜泉、蔡继康、蔡寅坤等著名书画家，在高人的指点下，很快形成自己的风格，加上名气在外（名人+字画=名画？），就很有收藏价值，供不应求。自己倒有几分清醒：&ldquo;学画画只是一方面，学做人才是重要的！&rdquo;<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;</span></span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　５５、九年前在广汉&ldquo;保保节&rdquo;上收了两个干女，亲家一个是&ldquo;华兴火锅店&rdquo;的老板，一个是医院的干部；五年前在成都&ldquo;姑姑筵&rdquo;老公馆收了八个小徒；加上养子两个，养女三个就成了八月十五月儿圆了，耀武扬威（15的谐音）是符合情理的！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　★　广汉&ldquo;保保节&rdquo;：广汉，成都北面的一个县级市。广汉人称爸爸为&ldquo;保保&rdquo;。每年的农历正月十五都要在当地举行一种叫&ldquo;拉保保&ldquo;的民间传统节。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　５６、九年前巴蜀三大笑星在新都宝光寺结拜：&ldquo;王保长&rdquo;沈伐为大哥，&ldquo;凌汤元&rdquo;刘德一排二，&ldquo;散打&rdquo;李伯清行三，效法&ldquo;刘、关、张桃园三结义&rdquo;，不求同年同月生，只求同日同时有作为。讲义气，无一字合同就能精诚合作，取长补短，携手打天下，团结一心创未来&mdash;&mdash;对外宣传的排名是经&ldquo;政治局会议&rdquo;通过的：刘第一，李居二，沈吆鸭子，从来没有整错过。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　★　吆：赶。<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;</span></span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　５７、对于艺术上的探索</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;李伯清说：&ldquo;你的是我的，我的是你的，你的还是我的&rdquo;；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;刘德一说：&ldquo;你的是我的，我的是我的，你的还是我的&rdquo;；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;沈&nbsp; 伐说：&ldquo;你的是你的，我的是我的，你的还是我的&rdquo;。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　５８、上天安排姓氏名氏，好像左右了&ldquo;三星&rdquo;之命运，符合历史也符合现实，但就是不尽人意，苦了我的同志哥：</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">李伯清&mdash;&mdash;伯清清白清清白；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">刘德一&mdash;&mdash;德一一得一一得；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">沈&nbsp; 伐&mdash;&mdash;沈伐发生发发生。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　５９、九年前在电视连续剧《鬼城奇遇》，演了个三号人物；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　八前年与刘德一、沈伐同演《三喜临门》，终于当了个主角，但演的是卖猪肉的个体户，还要让他去勾兑一个寡妇，永远想不通！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　六年前中了《百万彩票》，闹得个满城风雨，沸沸扬扬，乱高兴了一阵子&mdash;&mdash;结果是在演电影，又没眼！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　６０、记忆力惊人，过目成诵，一贯是扇不离手，书不离口。传统评书说得好，出口成章；现代评书说得更好，见子打子。承认艺术家们都比他得行，但他自豪地是，&ldquo;一上台，我就不下来了&rdquo;，演它个两三个钟头不在话下&mdash;&mdash;愿将有限的才华贡献给无限的&ldquo;散打事业&rdquo;，但受文化的局限，无法超越自我。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">★　见子打子：看见啥子（什么）说啥子（什么）。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　６１、爱在笔记本上乱画，总想出书立传，但第一篇《自传》是由黎忠友先生为他执笔的，全文共三万字，发表在《四川文化报》上。而今眼目下，正准备与子默先生合作整一部二十来万字的报告文学《男人累》，撰文时间只好等到他老人家心静之时。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　★　整：此处意为&ldquo;撰写&rdquo;。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　６２、现存三本像册，里面有160张照片。是子默先生为他拍摄的，是1996年的生日礼物。记载了他南征北战的演出状况，社会交流及日常生活，是一部难得的史料。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　６３、演出最多的地方除了成都，就是重庆，已28次下山城，曾创下一次高达六万元的票房记录。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　四川省的大小县、市，几乎走完，除了地图上找不到的&ldquo;铺盖线&rdquo;&ldquo;网网线&rdquo;；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　巴渝的大小体育馆都摆过战场&mdash;&mdash;铁嘴无敌；大小剧院都比过武&mdash;&mdash;通通拿下。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　６４、演出中，有百分之十说的是假话，那是因为艺术夸张的需要；生活中，也有百分之十是假话，那是因为道德和情感的需要&mdash;&mdash;戏如人生，人生如戏！有时间太认真很了，真的看起来就更假了。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　６５、最痛恨欺骗情感的人，&ldquo;我并不是剑术不如你，只是我根本没有拔剑&rdquo;&mdash;&mdash;剑不伤人，必被人伤！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　６６、喜欢过集体生活，但人在江湖不被人理解，挣了些表现也无济于事，思想上总是与吃安胎的演员格格不入。在外人眼里，他很狂，其实不然，星光灿烂高处不胜寒&mdash;&mdash;将心比心，你不在这个位子上是不可能体会得到他的心酸的。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　★　吃安胎：孕妇害怕流产，百事不做，在家里安心休息，叫&ldquo;吃安胎&rdquo;。比喻坐享其成，捡便宜。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　６７、现实主义者&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;昨天的忧愁已经过去，明天的忧愁尚未到来，请安排好今天的生活。&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　６８、守信。本人办事、处理问题一贯如此，加上果断、讲效益，被演艺圈视为&ldquo;指标股&rdquo;。只要答应你的事情，即刻就要办，而且要办得巴适，不会拖延。否则，求人不如求自己，找你屁用！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　★　巴适：好，圆满，令人满意，等。<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;</span></span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　６９、有敏捷的反应力，最有灵气，属电子计算机脑袋。不论你提出任何问题，随口就答，而且准确，不哆嗦，语言到位，不做作&mdash;&mdash;记者们都喜欢和他谈话，一点不累。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　７０、&ldquo;心苦&rdquo;之人。做事很小心，三思而后行，从不犯大错误，打点擦边球，出点小麻烦是有的。正如自己所说：&ldquo;我曾是小心翼翼地做人，不沾惹哪个，如同一个乌龟似的，人家把我放在桌子下面垫脚，等到木头烂了，桌子垮了，我又爬起来，自在地走了就是，这就算巴蜀老龟的为人信条吧！&rdquo;然而，事与愿违，动机和效果总是不能达到统一，愿人穷不愿人富的人大有人在，要不然社会上咋个有&ldquo;红眼病呢？&mdash;&mdash;谁人背后无人说，哪个人前不说人？<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;</span></span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 71、爱动脑子，有时想法不切实际，事事都志在必得，富于幻想，任何人都搞不懂。常犯常人不会犯的错误，但好在又用常人不能使用的方法去把它处理好&mdash;&mdash;《备忘录》上只有一个等式：&ldquo;简单=复杂&rdquo;。这就是说：&ldquo;复杂问题简单化，简单问题复杂化&rdquo;&mdash;&mdash;遇到复杂的问题，就用最简单的方法去解决；碰到简单的事，最好多动点脑筋。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　７２、想从人们的视线中消失，又巴不得每个人都晓得他；想收刀捡卦，又不甘心就这样退休在家，内心充满着矛盾。谙都谙不到自己会一步登天成为名人，好像做了一个梦。自己也曾骂过名人，现在知道树大招风名人不好当了，好在底气还有点足，适应性强，加上有群众基础，经得整，但终究还是想当国家级的专业演员，不想当民间性的职业演员&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;自带饭票&rdquo;，你懂不懂嘛？</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　★　收刀捡卦：原指巫师做完法事后收拾相关的法器，后喻指停止活动。　谙：估计，猜想。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　７３、一直想扮演蒋介石，当电影中的大演员，好好过把瘾。说真的，确实很像《兵退成都》中的蒋中正，相信他有朝一日能被导演选中，扬眉吐气，梦想成真！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　７４、在电视中宣传自己的产品，这是商家高明之处，李伯清的产品就是他自己，很多厂家都想开发他，但，这是要数数的；&ldquo;伯清大曲&rdquo;好是好，但投资的票儿不能少&mdash;&mdash;希望有企业包装，但不愿遭买断，自由一点为未尝不可呢？</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　★　数数：钱，票子。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　７５、合法纳税人，倡导自觉革命，各地税务部门都很喜欢他。也有人夺他的背脊骨，好在税单能说明一切。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　★　夺；戳。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　７６、痛恨&ldquo;但是&rdquo;二字。可怕的转折会使你雪上添霜，加快死亡！也可以减轻一切罪恶，获得新生！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　７７、&ldquo;李伯清火锅城&rdquo;奉行的服务宗旨有两条：</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　一、顾客是上帝，永远是对的；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　二、遇到挑剔的顾客请参照第一条执行。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　７８、爱打精神牙祭，自娱自乐。&ldquo;散打&rdquo;表演中，扮演角色甚多，坏人、好人一起演，难度很大，一时间众口难调，难免有人不理解，挨头子是家常便饭。只好对着镜子紧到照，自我安慰：&ldquo;我们这些人把握不住环境就瓜了！&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;在做男人的道理上，他讲得好也做得好，别人也搞懂了；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;在做女人的问题上，他讲得多也做得多，别人反而糊的多。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　有人说他俗不可耐，登不得大雅之堂，但又有人赞美他无奴颜媚骨。扪心自问，是有点冒天下之大不韪，聊以自慰的是&ldquo;下里巴人&rdquo;也有立于不败之地的时候&mdash;&mdash;人要盖棺才能定论，功过都要三七分，他的作为想让后人去评说，等三十年以后再说李伯清吧！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　★　挨头子：受批评，受训斥。　紧到：老是。　瓜：傻。　糊：读作&ldquo;富&rdquo;，使人糊涂，弄不明白。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　７９、资格的活档案，地道的成都造！语言油暴存货多，雅俗共赏积累多。创造了《假打》段子，&ldquo;假打&rdquo;就成了他本人的代名词；制造了《散打评书》，就逼到&ldquo;散打&rdquo;&mdash;&mdash;如果&ldquo;嫖客&rdquo;二字是他发明的话，那不是可以喊他&ldquo;老嫖&rdquo;了吗？切记不能相提并论。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　&ldquo;贾淑芬&rdquo;是一个虚构人物，因取该名的人甚少，不易混淆，顺口，有表现力，故而得名。不是李伯清的爱人，更不能对号入座。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　&ldquo;婆娘&rdquo;在川话中用得最多，取材于川剧，有典可寻，有些人逮到半截就跑，断章取义害了他。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　&ldquo;火巴耳朵&rdquo;万恶！看到是百依百顺，其实心头有句话没有说出来：&ldquo;我们这些人是没眼，是拙！是拙你咋个又跟了我五年呢？&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　★　火巴耳朵：原指耳朵不硬，后喻指怕老婆。火巴，软。　拙：不如人。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　８０、幽默的比喻，生动形象，可直接体会和感悟，在笑声中学到知识：&ldquo;女人是一部书，男人是一本字典，当你读不懂的时候，就到男人这部字典里去找。&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;有的人遭孽，刚翻开壳壳就撬杆儿了，属于命不好；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;有的人冤枉，一辈子都没有读懂过，读了望天书；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&mdash;&mdash;有的人是谎壳儿，把书拿反了，成全了人家，让别个帮到读了。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　★　遭孽：可怜。　壳壳：封面。　撬杆儿：对&ldquo;死了&rdquo;一种粗俗或不敬的说法。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　８１、喜欢研究美学。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">对女人来说，男人最美&mdash;&mdash;你看&ldquo;思想者&rdquo;，全裸；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">在男人的眼光里，女人最美&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;&lsquo;维纳斯&rsquo;咋个是个断臂的嘛！还裹得帮紧。&rdquo;<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;</span></span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">说他丑他是不高兴的，找些理由来标榜自己，反而使你哑口无言：&ldquo;公狮子漂亮吗，还是母狮子漂亮？公鸡漂亮呢，还是母鸡漂亮？&rdquo;当然是公的都好看！&mdash;&mdash;回答正确电视上是要加分的。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　★　帮紧：&ldquo;帮&rdquo;，很，非常，表示程度的副词。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　８２、想法太多，不算犯法，达不到目的也要记录在案；没有想过的都敢想，没有整过的都想整，没有当过的都想当&mdash;&mdash;心肿得很！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;想当兵，因为解放军有纪律，思想作风受欢迎，一人参军全家光荣！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;想当记者，因为他们有正义感，不怕惹祸！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;想当交警，因为有困难就可以找他们，大都会大城市没得人家，全垮！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;想当政协委员，可以直接参政，不要哪个转话，免得又整错。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;想当领导，哪怕是临时召集人，&ldquo;人总该有点权利，可发号施令耀武扬威。&rdquo;<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;</span></span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　★　心肿：心大。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　８３、爱怄气。阴到怄了些无事抱经的气：怄隔壁邻舍的气，怄娃儿不争气的气，怄自己心太好了的气。其实，有啥子话说出来比阴到好，闷到心头要生病，祝到气就归一不到了&mdash;&mdash;嫉妒的人心强也要怄气，怄的是嫌人穷恨人富的气，与此不可同日而语。　</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　★　阴到：悄悄，私下。　无事抱经：无事找事，不值一提。　归一：完结，好。　祝：塞住，不通气。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　8４、不喜欢足球，当然球经不懂，识不咙咚。但喜欢&ldquo;全兴队&rdquo;，因为，这是四川人的骄傲&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;李伯清最荣幸的是《我是球迷》；球迷们最荣幸的是我是书迷！&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　★　球经不懂：川语中有&ldquo;逑经不懂&rdquo;的粗话，常指某人对某事一窍不通，故又有熟语：&ldquo;逑经不懂，打烂水桶&rdquo;。　识不咙咚:认不倒的意思。口水话，用来加重语气。《我是球迷》：李伯清讲的一部书，由乔瑜和马骥编剧。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　8５、性情中人，特别情绪化，有一点成绩就沾沾自喜，对着镜子作揖，自己恭维自己，激情燃烧是经常的&mdash;&mdash;传言：《散打评书》在1996年全国曲协代表会上曾提名为最新曲艺种类，高兴之余，戏言：&ldquo;我要夺&lsquo;诺贝尔评书奖&rsquo;！&rdquo;好在是肚脐眼上挂钥匙&mdash;&mdash;开胃，不然，又要上报了。<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;</span></span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　８６、想为民族文化和民俗文化的发展作点贡献，亮出&ldquo;三绝&rdquo;的同时，创造条件使&ldquo;散打&rdquo;艺术不断完善，在以不同的方式制造更多种类的同时更上一层楼</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;散打小品&rdquo;正在制作中；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;散打喜剧&rdquo;正在创作中；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;散打协会&rdquo;正在策划中；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;散打黄话&rdquo;正在淘汰中。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ★　三绝：绝技、绝招、绝艺。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　８７、笑话大王。整了些莽的，和壳子大仙马耳门有一拼。把笑变成了加工厂，不论大小的业务通吃</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;一心想把装修月球的工程接下来，虽然勾兑了吴刚，但要嫦娥董事长批准；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;给太平洋做闶盖盖、长城贴瓷砖、地球安金边边的工程太大了，你我做完了重孙儿都胡子八叉了；</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">&mdash;&mdash;给蚊子戴口罩、耗子戴手套、蟑螂戴避孕套，不要嫌麻烦，淘点神，二十二世纪就清净了！　</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　★　莽：读作&ldquo;茫&rdquo;，大而重。　闶：读作&ldquo;慷&rdquo;，罩。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　８８、不禁锢自己，有兴趣听外面的精彩世界，《趣味人生》的创作就是接受新鲜事物的感悟，让书友们从&ldquo;玄龙门阵&rdquo;的笑声中悟出哲理、悟出人生便是讲书的宗旨。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　８９、犟拐拐。如果没有好的东西整死不进录音棚，决不贱卖艺术。倔强，其实是坚持原则、责任心强的表现，但不要过于挑剔，&ldquo;拿来主义&rdquo;比较好&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;高调少来，生意讲效益，搞文艺是要让作品说话的，整朽火了，卖不到钱，把老子转得稀烂！&rdquo;</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　★　犟拐拐；性格倔强，听不进别人的意见。　朽火：破烂，劣等。&ldquo;朽&rdquo;读作&ldquo;西儿&rdquo;。　转：诋毁。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　９０、打假积极分子。早上起来，假牙、假发不在了-----打来打去，&ldquo;假洋盘&rdquo;也在打假之列了？&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;一个&lsquo;假&rsquo;字害终身！&rdquo;便是《假打》的贡献。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　★　洋盘：时髦，洋气。含有贬义。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　９１、加入&ldquo;名人协会&rdquo;已是九年前的事了，至今没有过过组织生活，也没交过什么会费。在发挥名人效益的同时总想为协会做点什么，但不晓得&ldquo;组织&rdquo;在哪里，实在是有点怀疑马耳门和雁宁他们给他的本本是假的&mdash;&mdash;把细一看钢印都没盖，难怪要扯拐！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　★　扯拐：出差错。出毛病。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　９２、汉字专家。二十年来就研究了一个&ldquo;婦&rdquo;字：晓得一个&ldquo;女&rdquo;旁加一个扫帚的&ldquo;帚&rdquo;字就组成&ldquo;婦女&rdquo;的&ldquo;婦&rdquo;字，女的天生就是做家务的。现在时代不同了，妇女翻身了，丢了扫把，&ldquo;女&rdquo;和一匹倒起的&ldquo;山&rdquo;重组了，你想嘛，女的把山都揎得倒，你这几个瓜娃子男的还收拾不下来嗦！赶紧投降，喊万岁！</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\">　　　　&mdash;&mdash;为女人唱的歌永远是&ldquo;火巴协&rdquo;作的词，骂男人的话永远是讨女人欢心的，神仙的安排总是有理的。</span><br style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px\" />\r\n<span style=\"white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; 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