{dede:field name='keywords'}一个,广东人,重庆,水果摊,去买,{/dede:field}
{dede:field name='description'}广东人：你这个屁股（苹果）怎么卖？ 重庆女摊贩：流氓 广东人：六毛就六毛，我就要你的屁股（苹果）了 重庆人报警了，广东人被莫名其妙的带到了派出所 警察：你是哪里人？ 广东人：日历县人（日你先人） 警察：我问你是哪里人？ 广东人：日历县人（日你先人{/dede:field}
{dede:field name='title'}一个广东人到重庆水果摊去买苹果{/dede:field}
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{dede:field name='body'}<span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; ">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;广东人：你这个屁股（苹果）怎么卖？</span><br style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;重庆女摊贩：流氓</span><br style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;广东人：六毛就六毛，我就要你的屁股（苹果）了</span><br style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 重庆人报警了，广东人被莫名其妙的带到了派出所</span><br style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 警察：你是哪里人？</span><br style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 广东人：日历县人（日你先人）</span><br style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 警察：我问你是哪里人？</span><br style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 广东人：日历县人（日你先人）！！！</span><br style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 警察火了</span><br style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 警察：老子问你是哪里人？</span><br style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 广东人也火了</span><br style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 广东人：日历县人（日你先人）！！！！！</span><br style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 广东人被一顿暴打</span><br style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;警察：你老实交代，你是哪里人？</span><br style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;广东人哭丧着答道：我还是日历县人（日你先人）！！！</span><br style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;无奈，警察扔下一张纸，让广东人自己反省，写下事情的经过</span><br style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;广东人写到：我去买苹果，问他多少钱，他说六毛钱一斤，然后我就莫名其妙的被带到派出所了，警察叔叔问我是哪里人，我说我是日历县人，然后被暴打了一顿，以上所述，句句属实！呜呜呜呜..........</span>{/dede:field}
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