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{dede:field name='description'}八戒：师傅~晚上走那干安及安~！ 唐僧：黄钻。 八戒：师兄刚说到8度空间得嘛。 唐僧：老子几句紧箍咒念死它龟儿，猴麻批。 八戒：喊观音姐姐切不？ 唐僧：喊你妈卖批，老子约了狐狸精勒，及了要得个锤子。 八戒：昨晚沙师弟在时代网吧上网掉了个婆娘，在金碧{/dede:field}
{dede:field name='title'}四川话-唐僧师徒对话{/dede:field}
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{dede:field name='body'}<span style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: smaller/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><font color="#0000ff" size="2" style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-right: 0px">八戒：师傅~晚上走那干安及安~！&nbsp; &nbsp;<br style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-right: 0px" />
唐僧：黄钻。<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-right: 0px" />
八戒：师兄刚说到8度空间得嘛。<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-right: 0px" />
唐僧：老子几句紧箍咒念死它龟儿，猴麻批。<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-right: 0px" />
八戒：喊观音姐姐切不？<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-right: 0px" />
唐僧：喊你妈卖批，老子约了狐狸精勒，及了要得个锤子。<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-right: 0px" />
八戒：昨晚沙师弟在时代网吧上网掉了个婆娘，在金碧辉煌酒店开的房。<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-right: 0px" />
沙僧：猪胎神老子很J2想飞起给你124，老子QQ号都被盗了滴，还及上毛的网啊，老子昨天跟如来，牛魔王还有王母娘娘，在新农村打麻将，1248加刮风下雨。。把老子输来摇裤都当了。<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-right: 0px" />
唐僧：闹锤子啊闹，你勒就不对了塞~~你嫖妓也好，耍婆娘也好，打麻将廊子不喊师傅哀，想起都鬼J2火冒，好J2不梗直。<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-right: 0px" />
沙僧：他们说不喊你得嘛，你批话浓多勒，要念死人烦求的很。<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-right: 0px" />
唐僧：沙僧，老子飞起给你狗日勒一脚，几个龟儿子烂帐。<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-right: 0px" />
唐僧：八戒啊，你又嗨了的啊？喊你少耍点，本来就哈的像个猪。<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-right: 0px" />
八戒：我真的没整。。。好久没耍了。而且我本来就是猪撒。<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-right: 0px" />
唐僧：你都晓得你是猪哈，过几年就要杀切卖了，你不光嗨K粉，还喜欢溜冰,等会卖不出去，老子喂了你那么多年。<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-right: 0px" />
沙僧：不要闹了，大师兄打电话来了，叫我们喊个三轮车去三河片儿接它出来，晚上他办招待，他裹了几个多乖的妹儿来。<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-right: 0px" />
唐僧：那说锤子，走撒。&nbsp;</font></span><font color="#0000ff" face="楷体_GB2312" size="5" style="font-variant: normal; white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; font-weight: normal; padding-bottom: 0px; font-style: normal; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 25px; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">&nbsp;</font>{/dede:field}
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