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{dede:field name='description'}1.每个月总有那么三十几天不想上班! 2.我用一麻袋的钱上大学，换了一麻袋书；毕业了，用这些书换钱，却买不起一个麻袋！ 3.给自己个英文名，叫压力山大。 4.自从得了神经病，整个人精神多了 5.旅行就是从自己活腻的地方到别人活腻的地方去。 6.消防车再不来{/dede:field}
{dede:field name='title'}年终感悟{/dede:field}
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{dede:field name='body'}<span style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">1.每个月总有那么三十几天不想上班!</span><br style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" />
<span style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">2.我用一麻袋的钱上大学，换了一麻袋书；毕业了，用这些书换钱，却买不起一个麻袋！<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><br style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" />
<span style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">3.给自己个英文名，叫压力山大。</span><br style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" />
<span style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">4.自从得了神经病，整个人精神多了<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><br style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" />
<span style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">5.旅行就是从自己活腻的地方到别人活腻的地方去。<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><br style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" />
<span style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">6.消防车再不来，火就要灭了&nbsp;<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><br style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" />
<span style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">7.养鱼挺麻烦的，每周要换一次水，我经常忘记。后来就只好每周换一次鱼了。</span><br style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" />
<span style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">8.这个世界上最恐怖的事情不是恐怖分子劫持你，而是菲律宾警察去救你</span><br style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" />
<span style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">9、世界上最遥远的距离是，我们俩一起出门，你去买苹果四代，我去买四袋苹果<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><br style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" />
<span style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">10.面对中石化、中石油、中海油同时提价，中地沟油明确表示暂不跟进。对此，广大群众纷纷扬：这才是真正负责任、有良心的央企嘛。</span><br style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" />
<span style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">11.现在无房无车无妹子的三无宅男有新名称：低碳哥。<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><br style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" />
<span style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">12.新草本纲目: 尿频喝三鹿，胸平喝圣元，体毛过盛用霸王<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><br style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" />
<span style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">13.人固有一死，或死于麻疹，或死于麻疹疫苗。<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><br style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" />
<span style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; float: none; color: rgb(51,51,51); font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; orphans: 2; widows: 2; display: inline !important; letter-spacing: normal; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">14.今年三部国产大片的最精辟一句话影评：现在的男人们，白天是非诚勿扰，晚上是让子弹飞，结果有了很多肇事孤儿</span>{/dede:field}
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