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{dede:field name='description'}书读曰球了，整锤子普通话，都是四川的，又不是听不懂，那么鸡巴爱说普通话，有屁儿用普通话微笑。我第一眼就看这个女娃子不顺眼，咋看咋不顺。 你娃钩子痒的话，可以当到她的面吼出来。张会计阴梭梭地瞟了一眼门口。 汤哥，别个是正儿八经财大研究生，你娃{/dede:field}
{dede:field name='title'}四川方言故事《公司头有事2》{/dede:field}
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	&ldquo;书读曰球了，整锤子普通话，都是四川的，又不是听不懂，那么鸡巴爱说普通话，有屁儿用普通话微笑。&rdquo;我第一眼就看这个女娃子不顺眼，咋看咋不顺。&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;你娃钩子痒的话，可以当到她的面吼出来。&rdquo;张会计阴梭梭地瞟了一眼门口。&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;汤哥，别个是正儿八经财大研究生，你娃二流大学贡出来的，要接受普通话的熏陶。&rdquo;刘眼镜儿这句话也在说他个人。&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;挨球，刘眼镜，太抬举我了，爷爷我是八流大学出来的。&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;这个话杂讲？&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;老子考的学校，是成都的三流大学里面的三流学院里面的二流专业。个人加哈，就出来了。&rdquo;大学几年，吃了，喝了，耍了，爱了，就出来了。&nbsp;</p>
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	张会计轻飘飘来了一句：&ldquo;龟儿子，汤锤儿，你娃多半没学。&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	刘眼镜儿牙齿咬到烟锅巴：&ldquo;看他娃这个造型就跟街边边上卖猪肉的差球不多。&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;哎，曾经沧海难为水。走了。我去搞点钱，算是给老陈接风洗尘，免得说老子们在这儿球事不做。&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	我背起包包往石灰街走，去找我的高中同桌，方片儿，一家装饰公司的部门经理，虽然是个女人，但是做事好强，说话生猛，天到黑指拇儿上都夹了杆烟，牙齿秋的焦黄，方片儿的烟秋出了男人的味道。&nbsp;</p>
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	刚到她办公室门口，就听到方片儿用椒盐普通话，大声舞气地打手机：&ldquo;老子给你说，要是刘茂俊还是那个批贼娃子样子，就把他龟儿子丢翻，丢翻听的懂不！就是炒鱿鱼！脑壳上的几副颜色全部都看到这个项目的，你给刘茂俊说清楚，这回要再搞点死猫儿烂耗子出来，老子不得再去勾兑，日你个仙人板板，勾兑就是......你跟他原话就这么说，他晓得的，就这样。&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;哦哟，方片儿，你娃要吃人嗦？&rdquo;我趁她挂电话，赶紧现身，虽然是老关系，一天也摆不到几句，方片儿一天事情太多。&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;哎呀，汤锤儿你跑起来也不招呼一声，&rdquo;方片儿拉开抽抽丢了杆烟过来：&ldquo;这几天恼火，接了个老腐败的房子，装修合同都签了，手底下那个项目经理又想骚整。&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;当官的油水是过飚的，你就让手底下的打回牙祭撒。&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;要不得，这回是个房串串儿，做好了，有个精装楼盘甩给我们，够公司头那几副颜色躺到吃三年，脑壳上那些大坨子放话，老官僚的生意，亏本儿都要做。&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;等于说，你几爷子在变相搞腐败。&rdquo;我有一点不了解：&ldquo;这坨肥肉，咋个就让你们咬下来了？&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;围标。&rdquo;方片儿神秘地看了我一眼。&nbsp;</p>
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	一般来说，一些项目公开招标，很多公司进行竞争，这个竞争就叫竞标。而围标，简单而言，项目公开招标，很多公司竞争，看似是很多，其实都属于一家公司，这个叫围标。&nbsp;</p>
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	我晓得，方片儿的老板儿一贯打得滑，光建筑公司就好几个，名字全部都是鬼迷鬼眼喊不出名堂，公司就那么几十号人，两三个人就是个部门。&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;这种高压线工程，你喊个偷油婆去整，不搞成豆腐渣才怪，等哪天，老腐败遭掉下来的天花板抗了，评个烈士，开个追悼会，到洗白了都金光闪闪，你娃就惨了，背起高压锅去给老腐败守灵。&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;汤锤儿，你晓得，我们公司总共就两个项目经理，一个张星，还在华侨城，另外一个刘茂俊，没办法，老子是不得米下锅，只有捡烂红苕，将就了。&rdquo;方片儿越说越气，刚刚点的烟，都把楚了。&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;你不是喊你们老板儿招的嘛？&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;招一个跑一个，干不长，&rdquo;方片儿摆了哈脑壳：&ldquo;底薪低，提成少。上头有块，干了一个工地，偷梁换柱吃了三千块钱，屁儿没擦干净，遭查账，罚了一万块钱，结果工资都没关就跑球了。&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;有那么恼火嗦，&rdquo;我个人拿了纸杯，去盆景后面按饮水机：&ldquo;你们也算跟房地产沾边，现在几个砖头瓦片儿敷到墙壁上就是好几万的嘛，还挣不到钱啊？&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;钱都是老板儿揣到的，我们这些丘二是拿点死工资讨生活。&rdquo;方片儿递了个瓷杯过来：&ldquo;顺便给我也添点。对了，你今天找我有啥子事情哇？&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	我把水添起，递给方片儿：&ldquo;那个商务系统软件，三个月试用期满了，要收费了，美女。&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;好多钱哦？&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;一年七千块钱，一年过后，维护就一千块钱每年。&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;那么贵嗦，磨子桥买张碟子就十块钱。&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;美女，这个要维护升级，你以为买葱花儿蒜苗儿嗦，你们老板儿不是说好用的很的嘛。&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;用是一方面，喊他龟儿子出钱又是另外一回事了，&rdquo;方片儿对我这个老友还是多耿直的：&ldquo;这个样子，我去财务那儿给你支三千块钱出来，先把娃娃射出来，等肚皮大了，老板儿也不得办法的，只有认撒。&rdquo;<br style="padding-bottom: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" />
	我觉得不合适，毕竟，方片儿是自己人，这哈不是把她抽来立起了：&ldquo;算了，要不得，钱又不多，二回再说。&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	&ldquo;这点事都整不撑展，还搞个锤子，&rdquo;还没说完，方片儿就起身出门：&ldquo;你等我一哈，我马上回来。&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	几分钟过后，方片儿拿了三千块钱给我：&ldquo;这个你拿去交差，我有点事要去老板儿那吹壳子，改天再摆。&rdquo;&nbsp;</p>
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	我把钱揣到包包头出了门，回过神来才想起，搞忘开个收据。</p>{/dede:field}
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