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{dede:field name='description'}1. 你几个又蹬起个八字脚在小买部吃零食嘛 2. 你哪门不切死嘛，从那窗台子上跳下切，脑壳朝下还快当些 3. 演题是总说： XX 等于这一坨，然后这一坨又等于另外一坨。 4. 老子Ｐ iang 滴一耳把子 打在你那猪脸包子上～ 5. 瘪起个嘴巴子，说起花儿开，二尺宽个{/dede:field}
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{dede:field name='body'}<span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">1.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">你几个又蹬起个八字脚在小买部吃零食嘛</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
2.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">你哪门不切死嘛，从那窗台子上跳下切，脑壳朝下还快当些</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
3.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">演题是总说：</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&ldquo;XX</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">等于这一坨，然后这一坨又等于另外一坨。</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&rdquo;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
4.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">老子Ｐ</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">iang</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">滴一耳把子　打在你那猪脸包子上～</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">5.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">瘪起个嘴巴子，说起花儿开，二尺宽个脸笑的稀巴烂！！！！！！！！！！</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
6.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">酣起一坨，木起一墩，还想拿分！！</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
7.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">于是呼</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">这个小车车跟那个小车车产生了完全非弹性碰撞于是呼</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~&ldquo;</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">砰</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&rdquo;</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">的一买子，我们可以用</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">XXX</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">公式</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">8.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">你闹个毛</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">,</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">你再闹</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">老子扯起就是一酒精灯</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">--</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">某某化学老师</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
9.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">一题不讲二题不讲三题太简单不想奖四题不要问我为啥子五题我讲了你们也不懂</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
10.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">你再把那个脑壳在那窗子上</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">chi</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">一</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">chi</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">的嘛，老子</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">lao</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">把刀给你砍下来</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">......<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
11.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">你坐在那像个母斑鸠子样！！！</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
12.XXX</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">你又在睡觉啦</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">?</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">你先人葬倒闷龙山上的啊</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">?<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
13.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">有些女生哦</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~!</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">男生给你买个帮棒糖你就笑西了哦</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~!</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">人家喊你</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">3</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">点中去唱歌你两点钟就巴到楼底下等起了</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~!</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">还弃</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&ldquo;</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">名豪</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&rdquo;</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">（</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">KTV</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">名字）哦我都没弃过</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">14.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">女生脖子后面绑个绳绳爪子</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">?</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">掉吼瞒</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">?</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">人家男生坐到你后面上课都上不好</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~!</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">就在那想入非非</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~!</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">剑阁屁大个城市儿有啥子转头</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~!?</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">一扑爬从这头答到那头还在冒烟烟</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~!</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">与其弃找失落感</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~!</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">不如坐在教室里面多读哈书</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~!<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
16.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">你看嘛你看嘛我来了杂块有发不曰决两句就闪喃？</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">老子就不信跳蚤子把铺盖顶起来了！</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
17.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">老师：ＸＸ同学，你起来回答下这个问题</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">学生：老师我不会</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">老师：不会？那你就考不起大ＸＵＯ｛学｝！</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
18.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">有些男生自以为是这个世界上最漂亮的男人</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">,</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">成绩考你妈的</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">pang pie ,</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">一天把你妈那头发整的油流</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">^^^^<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
19.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">全班的女同学站起来，我清（亲）一下</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
20.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">骂不还口，打不还手，坐的那儿像条闷狗。</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
21.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">有些人，又想耍的好，还想学滴好，那咋可能喃？你们以前也学过</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">熊</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~~</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">和鱼掌</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~~</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">不能兼得！是不是</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
22.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">离高考还有</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">**</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">天</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">,</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">我给你们说</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">,</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">要趁早</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">,</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">趁早</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">,</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">本来还有勒大砣的希望的</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">,(</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">说着用两手比出一个圆</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">)</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">现在也只有眼屎大的一砣儿了</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">,</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">还在摆</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">!</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">我看你们班升学的也只有那几个了</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">,</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">哎呀</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">,</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">不打击你们了</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">,&quot;</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">大家看到</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">:</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">美女</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">(</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">镁铝</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8em; ">)&quot;<span style="line-height: 25px; ">说完又用手提提裤腰带</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&hellip;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
23.</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">一日班上晚自习闹的声音比较大</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">,</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">老师突然进来</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">,&quot;</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">我一眼望去</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">,</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">全是专科</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">!&quot;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
24.</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">这个娃娃向小车跑去，</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">TONG</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">的一袜子就落在上面，一个箱子和小车相碰，嘿嘿，那个小车就洋了，你接到往那面跑，我就坐下来吃锅烟等你哈</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
25.</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">说你按，就是说滴你按。你讨口子不穿裤子假装摸不到撒</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
26.</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">脱达裤子打老虎既不要脸又不要命！！！</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
27.</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">我讲的就是要考的，要考的就是我要讲的。</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">28.</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">到时候摸钱了</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">```</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">你就在屋娄种一口袋红苕</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">```</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">然后到越南去拉一车女人回来</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">```<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
29.</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">我才跟孔子碰达个面</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">...&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">我对杜甫说</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">:</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">杜哥呀</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">.....</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">今天下午我切测达蛤我们苍溪的海爬</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">30.</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">兔崽子！你又扯火了</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~`~~<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
31.</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">女生瞒</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">`!</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">还是在寝室穿个内套</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">(</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">内衣</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">)</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">嘛</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">!</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">满走廊飞叉叉滴全是没穿衣服的</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~!</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">人家金校长走到一楼就不敢往上走了</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~!<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
32.XX</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">你背着月亮上学</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~!</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">背着月亮回家</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">?~!(</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">此女生家住山上的</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">)</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">你赶不上就一哈从山上一扑爬答下来</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~!<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
33.</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">我不得怕你们你们不要想把我杂快</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">！我有个兄弟</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">！那</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">（一数学老师）</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
34.</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">牛大一棒一棒的听不懂人话</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&nbsp;<br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; " />
35.</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">同学</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">:</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">上课</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">,</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">老师好李</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">:</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">众爱卿平身</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">李</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">:</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">今天你们老师龙体欠安</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">,</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">声音有点小滴</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">!</span><span style="line-height: 25px; ">数学老师说：这个题这么简单，比吃武大郎烧饼还简单，你龟儿子一个个的斗做不出来</span><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; ">&hellip;</span></span>{/dede:field}
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