{dede:field name='keywords'}李伯清,夜话,相对论,假打,学了,{/dede:field}
{dede:field name='description'}假打学了两天医就当上了赤脚医生，专门医矮子。 马耳门上门求医，述说自己的苦衷，架势怪妈老汉儿做家庭作业不认真，把自己变成了日本种子。 假打开导他，先天不足，后天仍然可以弥补。 我生下来就没有吃过一天饱奶奶。 马耳门出现痛苦状------ 假打说，从现{/dede:field}
{dede:field name='title'}李伯清夜话（相对论）{/dede:field}
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{dede:field name='body'}<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">假打学了两天医就当上了&ldquo;赤脚医生&rdquo;，专门医矮子。</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">马耳门上门求医，述说自己的苦衷，架势怪妈老汉儿做&ldquo;家庭作业&rdquo;不认真，把自己变成了&ldquo;日本种子&rdquo;。</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">假打开导他，先天不足，后天仍然可以弥补。</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">&nbsp;&ldquo;我生下来就没有吃过一天饱奶奶。&rdquo;&nbsp;</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">马耳门出现痛苦状------</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">假打说，从现在起，你就应该大量补钙。</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">马耳门听进去了，于是买了几大百的&ldquo;补钙增高剂&rdquo;。但吃了半年都莫得反应，于是找到假打说斗斗。</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">假打请他先不要生气，问明原由之后说：</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">&ldquo;这就对了口山？能保持在一米五七上不动就要谢天谢地了。&rdquo;</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;想嘛，你现在都是奔五的老头儿伙了，咋可能再往上羽中呢？不缩一截就算是对得起的了。&rdquo;</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">马耳门茫然！</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">&ldquo;我们的责任就是要用药物来控制它的不缩，保持现在的状态就证明是在长高！爱因斯坦的《相对论》你不懂嗦？&rdquo;</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">马耳门不闹了，把细想了下，还是决定再买两瓶。</span>{/dede:field}
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