{dede:field name='keywords'}李伯清,夜话,懒人,马耳门,耳门,{/dede:field}
{dede:field name='description'}马耳门从来不洗脸，甲甲生起多厚了都不当人家的； 屋头也是个邋遢婆，从来不洗锅，锅巴都起壳壳了就是不打整。 其实，大哥不说二哥，两个都差不多懒得烧虱子吃，就连蚊子咬，都懒得打： 等它咬，看把它胀得死不？ 这天，遇到贼娃子光顾，偷儿端起锅就跑，马{/dede:field}
{dede:field name='title'}李伯清夜话（懒人）{/dede:field}
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	马耳门从来不洗脸，甲甲生起多厚了都不当人家的；</p>
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	屋头也是个邋遢婆，从来不洗锅，锅巴都起壳壳了就是不打整。</p>
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	其实，&ldquo;大哥&rdquo;不说&ldquo;二哥&rdquo;，两个都差不多&mdash;&mdash;懒得烧虱子吃，就连蚊子咬，都懒得打：</p>
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	&ldquo;等它咬，看把它胀得死不？&rdquo;</p>
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	这天，遇到贼娃子光顾，偷儿端起锅就跑，马耳门紧追不舍，那人拿起刀朝着他的脸就砍------</p>
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	&ldquo;快些转来，不要追了。&rdquo;</p>
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	&mdash;&mdash;老娘子在后头吼开了。</p>
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	&ldquo;咋个的呢？&rdquo;</p>
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	&ldquo;哎！锅，莫得事，没有遭偷。&rdquo;</p>
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	&ldquo;那偷的是啥子呢？&rdquo;</p>
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	&ldquo;偷的是锅巴！&rdquo;</p>
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	婆娘看到老几挨了刀，心痛起来：</p>
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	&ldquo;喊你不要追了，你硬是不相信，遭了哇？&rdquo;</p>
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	马耳门摸到光生生的脸说：</p>
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	&ldquo;我还是莫得事，那个胎神帮我把甲甲刮干净了！&rdquo;</p>{/dede:field}
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