{dede:field name='keywords'}李伯清,夜话,头子,马耳门,耳门,{/dede:field}
{dede:field name='description'}马耳门晚上回家，看见地上掉了一个皮夹子（皮包），下意识的就伸手去捡，那知道皮包会走路，刚弯腰，包包就飞呱啦？ 顺到方向理起去，却看见自己的儿子正在用一根细麻绳，在那儿一拖一拖的捣鬼。 马耳门讴腾了，也笑好了，这是小时候玩过的鬼把戏，居然现在{/dede:field}
{dede:field name='title'}李伯清夜话（悖（费）头子）{/dede:field}
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{dede:field name='body'}<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">马耳门晚上回家，看见地上掉了一个皮夹子（皮包），下意识的就伸手去捡，那知道皮包会走路，刚弯腰，包包就飞呱啦？</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">顺到方向理起去，却看见自己的儿子正在用一根细麻绳，在那儿一拖一拖的捣鬼。</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">马耳门讴腾了，也笑好了，这是小时候玩过的鬼把戏，居然现在发生在自己身上&mdash;&mdash;</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">&ldquo;唉！谁叫自己想捡魌头呢？广耳石不挨，我挨？&rdquo;</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">当然，儿子看到老子遭了，自然是拉伸趟子就开跑------</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">跑到跑到，突然面前晃过一个硬币，儿子赶紧用脚去把它踩着（读倒），朝四周目雀了一下，确定没有人看到，才伸下手去------</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">&ldquo;妈哟！咋个是火巴的呢？捏倒就扁了，沾一手，滂臭，甩都甩不脱。&rdquo;</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">儿子晓得是挨了矿石，只有哑巴吃黄连，但又不甘心遭整，盯到这个纸烟金包到屎巴巴做的假钱，即刻想到了&ldquo;报仇&rdquo;。</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">又是在晚上，马耳门又遭了------</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">不知道那来的一包东西掉在家门口，还用帕子裹得紧紧的。</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">这阵马耳门精灵了，先用脚踢一下，看有没有摆杂，然后才有慢慢捡起来、慢慢打开的故事------</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">他心头在想：这肯定是太婆些的裹兜儿，因为她们习惯了用手帕包东西，又因为掂在手上有分量，不是银子才怪了呢？</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">&ldquo;大概有火把钱，少说也有几百闷。&rdquo;</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">当他小心翼翼打开怕怕儿的时候，里面还有一层黄纸裹着在。就是这层纸，坚定了他的判断。匆匆打开第二层，奇怪了，里面还有一个塑料口袋罩着在，赶紧接到改，突然，一节硬帮帮的狗屎滚了出来------</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">&ldquo;我咋个这么霉哦？&rdquo;</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; " />
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px; ">马耳门在确定痞娃娃使坏的同时，终于明白了&ldquo;一报还一报&rdquo;是先人板板摆了万多年的龙门阵。</span>{/dede:field}
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