{dede:field name='keywords'}比的,四川,方言和,言和,中卫,方{/dede:field}
{dede:field name='description'}四川方言版 有个同学是教师,那天我们一起吃饭的时候呢，说要请教我个事,,我不好意思极了,请教就不敢当了哈,,有啥子事你就说哈~! 头一天呢,他给学生些布置了家庭作业~~叫学生用~~~恳求和要求造句~! 第2天~~有个学生交上的作业是这样写的: 爸爸说妈妈炖的猪脚{/dede:field}
{dede:field name='title'}俺对比的四川方言和中卫方言笑话{/dede:field}
{dede:field name='writer'}{/dede:field}
{dede:field name='source'}{/dede:field}
{dede:field name='pubdate'}{/dede:field}
{dede:field name='body'}<p style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">
	四川方言版&nbsp;</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">
	有个同学是教师,那天我们一起吃饭的时候呢，说要请教我个事,,我不好意思极了,请教就不敢当了哈,,有啥子事你就说哈~!<br style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-right: 0px" />
	&nbsp; 头一天呢,他给学生些布置了家庭作业~~叫学生用~~~恳求和要求造句~!<br style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-right: 0px" />
	&nbsp; 第2天~~有个学生交上的作业是这样写的:<br style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-right: 0px" />
	&nbsp; 爸爸说妈妈炖的猪脚杆恳(啃)求不动,妈妈说要求你啃!</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">
	你说哈你的拉个学生就是个哈板儿。</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">
	中卫方言版</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">
	暗哑我有个同学是个老师，那天我们一块块吃饭滴时候尼，说要指点个事情涅。我还颾咋了！指点撒尼木？有撒你就说撒！说给且子你心上就不麻烦了啥。</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">
	她说：&ldquo;头天子呢，她给学生娃娃布置了些子作业让别都用这个恳求和要求造个句子涅！&rdquo;</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">
	结果是第二天有个学生别家子交的作业时这样子写的：</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">
	爸爸说妈妈炖的猪蹄子好老老的啃也啃（恳）求不动，妈妈要求你啃给且子！</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">
	我听着听着就晕了！你看给且子你交的学生就是半吊子啥！</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">
	白话版</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">
	有个同学是教师，那天我们一块吃饭的时候，说有事请教我。我还很不好意思，请教就不敢当了说来听听。</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">
	第一天她给学生布置家他作业要求学生用恳求和要求造句。</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">
	第二天&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 有个学生上交的作业这样写的：</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">
	爸爸说妈妈炖的猪蹄子看（恳）求不动，妈妈要求你啃！</p>
<p style="white-space: normal; text-transform: none; word-spacing: 0px; color: rgb(51,51,51); padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font: 14px/25px Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; orphans: 2; widows: 2; letter-spacing: normal; padding-right: 0px; background-color: rgb(255,255,255); text-indent: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">
	我笑着说：&ldquo;你的学生脑子不好使误会了&rdquo;！</p>{/dede:field}
{dede:field name='litpic'}{/dede:field}
